Sunday, October 12, 2008

Okay so I guess the story about the girl with the snake in her bed is an urban legend after all. Damn.

http://www.reptileforums.co.uk/snakes/165054-snake-tryed-eat-girl-bed.html

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

Sunday, October 5, 2008

RIP One of the better spots to drink in Kelowna, BC













the future is dead


















long live the future

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Friday, October 3, 2008

Dear Lady in Apt#815,

I'm sorry that my cat has caused you grief. I'm sure if you were locked up in an apartment and realized you could hang out in other places by sneaking under a balcony divider, you would probably do so too.

I'm not sorry YOUR cat freaked out and bit you on the arm because you chose to bring a strange cat onto its turf. I'm not sorry you haven't kept up with your immunizations and had to get a Tetanus shot. It's not my fault you chose some clinic that charged you $25 dollars. I sliced my head open on a ceiling duct and got my shit for free.

And did you really need a tetanus shot? Really? Has your cat been eating moldy garbage lately? Digging around manure? Because I'm pretty sure if your cat is as indoor as mine, you aren't going to contract fucking lockjaw from getting bit by a Whiskas mouth.

However, for your mental health, may I recommend smoking pot, injesting Valium, or listening to those Tranquility tapes where they record trickling rivers and birds chirping.

Fucking relax.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Library House Show Cancelled.

You know what? If you like going to house shows where its next to nothing to get in, in someones living room, where everyone is there to get rad and have good time and drink or not drink and smoke or not smoke or get high or hardcore dance,
then DON'T FUCK WITH THE VENUE.
Or the promoter. Or the promoters friends.

And especially, ESPECIALLY not the neighbours.

I'm sick of this shit.

Whether is belligerent minors who drink three beers and start falling into rented P.A. speakers,
or drunk street kids who are bent on out-punking everyone by hating clean pants and smirking at talk of jobs and paying rent.
Seriously?

The kids (non gender/age specific) that put on shows are not trying to fuck with your lifestyle. They are not saying you should dress like them, drink the beer they drink, support the Vegan Reich, eat the right amount of whatever, do the right amount of whatever, or listen to the right amount of whatever.

They just want to put on shows. In a safe, somewhat respectful, somewhat DIY environment.

Spraypainting the neighbours sedan, four door whatever, is not going to help this happen.

So if you enjoy getting shitfaced at house shows and not having to pay ridiculous cover,
and not being asked for a second peice of ID when you show them a passport,
or searched and consequently groped by a creep door guy,
or talked to like a dumbfuck by some jerk bartender,
or having to pay seven dollars for a watered down vodka soda,

then respect the fucking scene, and the people who pay rent for the houses you are about to trash.

Jesus.


(RIP Library House)

Friday, September 26, 2008

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

THE SHOW THIS FRIDAY HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE BALMORAL. 159 e hastings.

that is, TRANZMITORS, B-LINES, etc.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

montreal craigslist

Dinosaur Fetish - m4w


Reply to: pers-827505874@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-04, 5:52PM EDT


So basically I want to make sweet-hot prehistoric love. We both go to a costume shop, you rent some prey type Dinosaur costume, and I'll get a big T-Rex one.

You, innocently, pretend to eat the shrubs in your backyard, when suddenly I come crashing through the bushes!

Your reptilian brain is startled and the 'fight or flight' response kicks in.

Apparently though, you rented one of the dumber dinosaurs, so your brain chooses to instead curl up into a ball and play dead.

Victory is mine!

I slowly approach and begin sniffing your privates.

Are you wet yet?





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(thanks Arlie)

Monday, September 22, 2008